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christianmakesjokes:

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hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

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Sep 1, 2014
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yxssine:

harvard: Why should we accept you?

me: I graduated at the top of my class, perfect SAT/ACT, ranked 3rd in my state at tennis, and volunteered over 300hrs at my local hospital.

harvard: Sorry, you haven’t cured AIDS.

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Sep 1, 2014
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datassium:

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